WTF? Srsly, do ppl waste their time doing this?
Mee
I Lion Heart I, more commonly known by the abbreviation ILHI to stop people coming up with other abbreviations, or spelling my username with "1"s, or "|"s, or lacking in spaces in certain places (etc.) is a character in Dissidia(but definitely not really). His battle style can be described as "OMGWTF? He's killing us all! Oh please make it stop! B'wait? What's that? NO!!!". Despite having only a few attacks, him being him means he wins anyway.
Reason for fighting
Because every1 else was doing it.
Attacks
Brave Attacks
| Move | Type | Description |
| Fuck off | Ground | A massive blow to the self-esteem. Battle quote: "Srsly, fuck off." |
| i r spk liek this | Ground | Confuses the opponent cuz i r kwl. Battle quote: "o i c wut u did ther" |
| OMFG, who coded these tables? | Aerial | Screams, and fires his lazerz at u. Battle quote: "I have a suspicion that the person who coded these tables coded them as such just to piss me off and make me fier my lazerz!" |
| Song quotes | Ground | Some epic electronic sound comes from his headphones, and he moves around the map trying to find the words to the song, and then maybe he punches u in the face or something. Battle quote: "Is it real what I believe?" |
| The wiki sucks | Aerial | A small blow that actually does very little. Battle quote: "It does suck" |
| Imped? | Ground/Aerial | He looks in utter confusion, and then breathes fire from his mouth for a while. Battle quote: "who ever wrote that on all our articles is a retard." |
HP Attacks
| Move | Type | Description |
| Andy Moor | Ground/Aerial | The uplifting beats raises him from the ground before reaching the jaw-dropping explosive part near the end. Battle quote: "That is obviously an Andy Moor track" |
| Evanescence | Ground | A dark look goes across the face of the Lion, and he turns into a silhouette and then fades. And then he comes right next to you and smashes your face it. Battle quote: "Fallen, nothing can beat Lee and Moody together at the same time" |
| Sasha: Xpander | Aerial | A weak aerial attack dives towards the player doing little damage. Battle quote: "Ambient trance FTW" |
| Sasha: Airdrawndagger | Ground | An insane ILHI rushes towards the player, pulls a dagger out of the air, and slices your face. Battle quote: "Psy-Trance can be cool too" |
| Emilie Autumn | Ground | Time stops, ILHI thinks, then a black hole heavily damages the enemy, but that's nothing compared to the stained mind of ILHI. Battle quote: "Heavily disturbing, but it sounds good." |
EX Mode and EX Burst
I own the wiki
ILHI
I Lion Heart I's EX Mode, Iron Wiki, reflects all magic attacks or whatever, and divides any physical damage dealt to him into quarters. In addition to this, all his attacks are twice as powerful, and critical hits are twice as likely too.
The wiki is fucking shit
ILHI
Her EX Burst is Ultimate Ownage, and he drains all the Brave points bar one, and all the HP points bar one from the enemy. He also kills every character not in the playing field because he is that cool. He also then starts putting signs of improvement over the battlefield, with little intention to help them. Then he eats the opponent and wins.
Exclusive Weapons
| Weapon | Level | Description |
| Headphones | 25 | They're kinda like a whip, except there's two of them. Attack +15, HP +200. Brave + 50% |
| Flaming Sword | 50 | A sword that can defeat all opponents. Legend has it that it has struck down many foes, and every fight it has seen, it has lived to the tell the tale. Even though it's a sword! Attack +200, HP +100. Brave + 25% |
| Angel of Death | 100 | The Angel of Death himself, ILHI, wielded by ILHI, owns the |
Battle Quotes
Encounter
- "I win"
- "I'm right"
- "BlueHighwind is a bitch"
- "You suck"
- FFS
- Linking
- Stronger enemy: Ha! u mk me laugh (this isn't a quote)
- Weaker enemy: The truth lies in the proles!
Encounter specific
- Warrior of Light: Darkness eats light for breakfast
- Garland: You die.
- Firion: You have red hair.
- Emperor: You look like a girl.
- Onion Knight: You're like two.
- Cloud of Darkness: You look better in Ex-Mode
- Cecil: Dark Knight, Paladin. Human, Lunarian. Make up your mind!
- Golbez: Can I has your armour?
- Bartz: You have a funny name in the fan-translation.
- Exdeath: Can I has your helmet?
- Terra: Suck me.
- Kefka: u r a clown, rite?
- Cloud: Are you the Cloud of Light or something?
- Sephiroth: Oh, look at me, I have a really long sword!
- Squall: We've met before. Do you remember? Or have the GF made you forget?
- Ultimecia: Quotes aren't that fun too make.
- Zidane: You're 16 and you're voiced by a girl. Ha!
- Kuja: Garland will always be better
- Tidus: Cry plz.
- Jecht: Final Aeon your face.
- Shantotto: I step on you.
- Gabranth: You die, I saw it.
- Chaos: Cosmos was better.
- 8bit: 8bit? more like 16bit. u know what i'm saying?
- Arma: That's what they all say
- Blaqheart: Don't be bold, it's not supposed to be
- Chief: I barely know how you r
- Diablo: You used to be cool
- Drake: Everyone hates you? Yeah fucking right!
- DSS: DSS? More liek SSD! Y'know what I'm saying!
- Faethin: Die plz.
- Henry: Henry is a manly name.
- Hexed: See-See-Zero-Zero-Zero-Zero is best
- Jeppo: Ha!
- Krystal: can u spell?
- Leon: "oh, look at me, I'm better than you all", no one cares
- Nelo: I'll punch you in the face
- Netherith: I didn't realise so many people create these
- Otherarrow: Other arrow? Where was the first arrow?
- Tenza: No one cares.
- Ultima: High Seraph? More liek Dead Seraph! Amirite?
- Vitor: Who r u?
- Werefang: I'll punch you in the face
- Yuan: I don't know what you're talking about.
- Zerox: ZEROX? More liek ZERO0! Ha!
- ILHI: I r better than u because i am me
Defeat
- This is a lie
- This is a dream
- I actually win
- No one cares
- You're still wrong
Victory
- I waste my time
- You fail
- I always victor, shut up
- Maybe next time u can die quicker! Amirite?