May as well do this, too, right?
Reasons for fighting
Chief doesn't really like fighting, and would much rather listen to music and talk to the other heroes. However, he his desire to find a way home is much stronger than his desire to avoid conflict.
Chief is also very hungry. He gets grumpy when he's hungry. WHY COULDN'T ANYONE REMEMBER TO PACK SOME FOOD?! RAWR
Battle
Style
ChiefKakashi can be described as a Passive Strategist. He is not particularly fast, but is very agile, making him difficult to hit. He prefers to stay back and observe his opponent before striking the final blow. He takes potshots with mid to long range Brave attacks (of which he has quite a variety). He has only a few HP attacks, all of which are either close or mid range. They are difficult to avoid, but they have a somewhat lengthy charge time.
As for weapons, he only has a wooden stick. But he can also use the opponents weapon if he gets close enough to grab it.
Brave Attacks
| Move | Type | Description |
| I Love My iPod | Self | Chief switches tracks on his iPod. Randomly changes the BGM. Utterly useless. |
|---|---|---|
| Weapon Switch | Ground/Aerial | Very short range. Chief switches his weapon with the opponents and strikes once. Switches weapons back after attack. Damage and effects depend on the weapon. |
| Quicksand | Ground | Long range. Chief traps opponent in quicksand that slowly drains their Brave. Lasts for a few seconds. |
| Shockblast | Aerial | Mid range. Chief fires a ball of light that explodes when it hits something or reaches the end of its range. Medium Damage. Wall Rush. |
| Picture Toss | Ground | Mid range. Chief throws a picture at the opponent. Picture and effect depends on opponent. Male characters, Cloud of Darkness, Ultimecia, and Shantotto: Throws a picture of beautiful bikini model at them. Whacks them in the back of the head as they look at it. Does medium damage All other characters: Throws a picture of a kitten at them. Lets them look at it. Then gently pokes them. Does 1 Brave damage. |
| Star Shot | Ground/Aerial | Long range. Throws up to 5 shuriken made of light at the enemy. Moderate homing. Moderate damage. |
| Cutting Wind | Aerial | Long range. Chief creates a wind that cuts the enemy to the bone. Great damage. |
| Sword Thrust | Ground | Mid range. Fires a beam of light. Moderate damage. Wall rush. |
HP Attacks
| Move | Type | Description |
| The Taxman | Ground | Close range. Takes 19% of the opponent's Bravery before doing damage. Short charge time. Quote: "You know how it goes...There's one for you and 19 for me." |
|---|---|---|
| Ten Strikes | Aerial | Close range. Hits 10 times with his stick; first 9 doing moderate Brave damage, 10th doing HP damage. Medium charge time. Quote: <bad singing>"Oooh-ooohh...You're not alive, ohhhh, you're not alive..." |
| One Blow | Ground/Aerial | Medium range. After a very long charge time (which increases Bravery), Chief dashes towards the opponent and slashes one time. Cannot be blocked. Wall rush. Quote: "You will not get better. You will never feel the same. I will not make this easier on you." |
Brave to HP Attack
| Move | Chained From | Description |
| HUGGLE LUBBLE | Picture Toss | After Picture Toss, Chief hugs the opponent with such force that they are in danger of exploding. Quote: "LUBSIES" |
|---|
Ex Mode
OM NOM NOM!!!!
Chief
Chief's Ex Mode is ChibiChief. His wooden stick transforms into a massive fork. His abilities are Regen and Insatiable Hunger, which doubles the power of his Brave attacks and slightly refills his Ex Gauge with each HP Attack.
His Ex Burst is "I Thought You Brought Food". Chief repeatedly stabs the opponent with his fork while screaming "WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING FOOD????"
Quotes
Encounter
- Can I go home if I win...?
- I'm really hungry...
- I'm sleepy, but I guess I can take you on...
- If I win, you'll never mess with friends again, got it?
- Stronger enemy: Hehe...Wanna see some pictures? :P
- Weaker enemy: No use trying to hide your fear. I can see right through you.
Character Specific
- Warrior of Light: Your horns scare me.
- Garland: You know what? I like hammy characters like you. Mmmm...Ham... *looks off into distance*
- Firion: w00t! Rebel Army!! Wait...Wrong universe...
- Emperor: NOOOO!! DON'T ELECTROCUTE M- Damn it...I keep confusing universes...
- Onion Knight: Scream, boy. >:)
- Cloud of Darkness: Can I ask you something? Do you ever get cold?
- Cecil: Your lips are purple, man. Are you feeling okay?
- Golbez: You have the manliest shoulders I've ever seen. o.o
- Bartz: Hmmm...I'm not sure what to do with you.
- Exdeath: You know, it's just about impossible to take you seriously. (or) HURF DURF YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
- Terra: Couldn't you just pretend I'm a Moogle...?
- Kefka: You don't scare me! ...Okay, yes you do. Mommy?
- Cloud: Soooo...What's Tifa doing these days? Is she single, or...?
- Sephiroth: You fancy yourself a puppet master, but who's really pulling the strings in this fight?
- Squall: Can I borrow you jacket? (or) Where can I get one of those uniforms?
- Ultimecia: How are they not popping out...? O_o
- Zidane: Goku! What happened to your hair! Wait...My bad...
- Kuja: MY EYES!!!!! X_X
- Tidus: Grow up, boy...
- Jecht: Finally! Someone I know is a man!
- Shatotto: Have mercy... o.o
- Gabranth: Ugh...Don't lecture me...
- Chaos: Hmph...So predictable.
- 8bit: Wanna hang out after I win? :P
- Drake: TIFA IS SUPERI- Er... *ahem*
- Faethin: Aren't you a bit old to be doing this? :P
- Hexed: Victory is MINE!
- NeloAngelo: *looks at pictures* Um...You'd prefer kittens, right?
- Yuan: Get back! Or else I might...Poke you! Yes! Poke you! (or) Wouldn't you prefer a hug or something...?