Cloud Strife:
No way! That thing's just a machine.
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Uin Nee wants help in testing a new love potion. What could possibly go wrong?
※Please note that the difficulty of this quest has been synced to your current level. Furthermore, you may not proceed with a class or job that is different from when you accepted this quest.
Quest description
The Chaser is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
Journal
Objectives
- Test the fake true love potion on the dozing Nu Mou in Pla Enni.
- Report to Uin Nee.
Script
| The Chaser script
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| Uin Nee | Dearest mortal, is there anything more tragic than unrequited love? Nay! Nay, says I! Oh, the heartbreak! The pining! The woe! How could anyone with a shred of compassion in their heart ignore a mortal so besieged by melancholy longings!? |
| Uin Nee | Not me! And that's why I made a love potion! Well, a dream love potion. A real one would be downright creepy! We fae do have some scruples, you know. |
| Uin Nee | The problem is, I'm new to all of this alchemy nonsense, and I have no idea if my potion will work! I keep trying to sneak up on sleeping Nu Mou to test it, but it's like they can smell me coming! |
| Uin Nee | I'm sure that you could manage it, though! And I know you wouldn't want to stand in the way of true love! Well, fake true love. Well, dream fake true love. Anyway! Go and test the potion! |
| Numou03716 | No... Stop eating...my house... <snore> |
| Numou03716 | Wha─!? |
| Numou03716 | Goodness, if it isn't the very hero who restored to us the night! |
| Numou03716 | What brings you here today? And looking so lovely, I might add! Yes... I daresay I've never seen such a divine visage in all my life... |
| Numou03716 | W-Wait! I didn't mean to express my undying affectio─ Oh no! I've done it again! |
| Numou03716 | Please, um... Please read this, when you have a moment. Which will likely be never, as I'm sure you're most busy being clever and courageous and─ Er, forget that I said anything! |
| Numou03716 | Oh, I knew the leafmen would come for me! It was only a matter of time! |
| Uin Nee | You tested it? And? And!? |
| Uin Nee | Oooh, a letter written in fae! Let me see! |
| Uin Nee | Hmm... Oh dear... Well, that's─ Oooh. And... Ahahaha! Haha... Oh, that doesn't even rhyme! HahahaHAHAHA! |
| Uin Nee | Haha... <wheeze> Ahem! You probably shouldn't look at this. It's painfully embarrassing. For them, and also for you. But don't worry─the potion will wear off after a while, and they won't remember a thing! |
| Uin Nee | It looks like I might need to water it down a bit for next time, though. There's smitten, and then there's...whatever in the name of Titania that drivel was supposed to be. Back to the cauldron I go! |
| Uin Nee | Huh. That's interesting. Now, if they had seen an irresistibly attractive leafman, it might still be usable, but that doesn't seem to be the case... |
| Uin Nee | Maybe it didn't work because Nu Mou are too different from you mortals? Or maybe that specific Nu Mou has a bizarre fixation on leafmen! I could check their dreams to make sure, but I'm a little afraid of what I might find... |
| Uin Nee | Best to try a different formula, I think! I can count on you to test a new batch when I'm done, right? Of course I can! |
| Quest complete. | |