[2010-09-05 22:27:12] <KujaRhapsodos> I'll summarize the game.
[2010-09-05 22:29:21] <KujaRhapsodos> Garland - ship - crown - eye - herb - key - nitro powder - vampire - 
ruby - staff - Lich - boat - Marilith - floater stone - airship - fairy - Rosetta stone - Kraken - Robot thingy Cube 
- Tiamat - Chaos Shrine to Chaos.
[2010-09-05 22:29:30] <KujaRhapsodos> Now, everyone knows how to play it!
[2010-09-05 22:29:59] <KujaRhapsodos> Did I forget anything?
[2010-09-05 22:30:02] <DTN> Okay, this is what I interpreted, Kuja:
[2010-09-05 22:30:40] <OavatosDK> A dungeons map.
[2010-09-05 22:30:42] <Azul81707> creepy old men?
[2010-09-05 22:30:49] <KujaRhapsodos> Buttsecks?
[2010-09-05 22:31:45] <OavatosDK> (>^.^(>O.O)>
[2010-09-05 22:33:00] <DTN> Your character is named Garland, who rides a ship and is a king, who wears a crown.
 He is collecting eyes, herbs, and nitro powder, for they are the key to pleasing the vampire. Then, 
he gets the magical Ruby Staff, as well as the new party member Lich. Then, King Garland gets on his royal boat 
to go visit Marilith, who sounds like his wife. They visite, and then go on a float ride called...
[2010-09-05 22:33:02] <DTN> ...Floater Stone. As part of the ride, the ride an airship with some fairies, and
 buy a Rosetta Stone as a souvenir. While they get back on the boat to leave, a Kraken attacks them, and they 
kill it. Then they meet a Robot thingy andsteal its Cube. Then they trade the Cube for an expensive rug called
 the Tiamat. Then the place it in the Chaos Shrine as an offering to Chaos.

[02:53:28] <Scathe> Kingdom Hearts was originally going to be named "Room Core: The Game" but the title 
was dropped when people who heard the name died from the awesomeness. 

[15:33:08] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's one of the four states that border Springfield
[15:33:15] SilverCrono lieky his color
[15:33:16] <Sorceror_Nobody> Along with Nevada, Maine and Kentucky
[15:33:24] <SilverCrono> Springfield =/= state
[15:33:35] <Mango> ?.? How do you know so much about America SN?
[15:33:36] <SilverCrono> Springfield is in Illinois
[15:33:37] <Sorceror_Nobody> You evidently haven't seen the Simpsons Movie
[15:33:38] <SilverCrono> A state
[15:33:42] <SilverCrono> Mango: BOOKS
[15:33:48] <Mango> OK
[15:33:48] <SilverCrono> Sorceror_Nobody: THE SIMPSONS LIES.
[15:33:53] <SilverCrono> DON'T LISTEN TO ONDORE'S LIES.
[15:34:04] <SilverCrono> SPRINGFIELD IS NOT A STATE. IT IS A F*CKING STATE.
[15:34:04] <Mango> SIMPSONS NEVER LIE
[15:34:07] <Mango> THEY SIT
[15:34:07] <Sorceror_Nobody> DON'T LISTEN TO CRONO'S LIES ABOUT LIES
[15:34:07] <SilverCrono> *CITY
[15:34:11] <SilverCrono> IT IS A CITY.
[15:34:13] <SilverCrono> NOT A STATE.
[15:34:20] <SilverCrono> THE SIMPSONS ARE IGNORANT REDNECKS.
[15:34:28] Ist [~chatzilla@2.96.87.25] is now known as Ist|Gaiden
[15:34:39] <SilverCrono> DON'T LISTEN TO SN'S LIES ABOUT MY LIES ABOUT THE LIES!
[15:34:58] Sorceror_Nobody uses reverse physiology
[15:35:29] SilverCrono uses criminally insane, in which no physiology affects him and nearby peoples
[15:35:42] <SilverCrono> *psychology
[15:35:50] <Sorceror_Nobody> Insanity can't protect you from having your kneecaps relocated to your ears
[15:35:56] <Mango> *psychomolology
[15:36:01] <Ist|Gaiden> Psychology >> all.
[15:36:03] SilverCrono is unaffected
[15:36:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Reverse physiology >>>> Reverse psychology
[15:36:16] <Mango> 1st|Gaiden: Dman straight
[15:36:22] <SilverCrono> Insanity protects me from teh psychology, and ENUO's blessing protects me from 
everything else
[15:36:26] <Mango> *damn
[15:36:34] Sorceror_Nobody slaps Crono for metnioning Enuo
[15:36:43] SilverCrono does a barrel roll and dodges
[15:36:52] <SilverCrono> Slapping is a bitch's attack.
[15:37:00] <SilverCrono> ..Unless, you know, you are actually a female dog.
[15:37:03] <SilverCrono> Then you're excused.
[15:37:13] <Sorceror_Nobody> NO FUCKING BARREL ROLLS
[15:37:27] <Mango> "Poaching is a crime!"
[15:37:34] Sorceror_Nobody negates the existence of barrel rolls
[15:37:39] <Mango> No shit Marche
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[15:37:45] SilverCrono rolls in a barrel, giving the same effect
[15:37:50] <Ist|Gaiden> Rape is a crime, but people still do it. Why is that?
[15:37:52] <Mango> -_-
[15:38:05] <Mango> 1st: becuase it's sex
[15:38:06] Sorceror_Nobody negates the existence of barrels, and rolls, and barrel rolls
[15:38:15] <SilverCrono> Ist|Gaiden: For teh lulz
[15:38:17] <Mango> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[15:38:25] <Ist|Gaiden> Maybe that was a bad example...
[15:38:26] <Mango> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AROUND NOW?
[15:38:29] SilverCrono invents barrels, rolls, and barrel rolls
[15:38:29] <Mango> ;_;
[15:38:44] SilverCrono gets patents for all 3, and becomes a billionaire from the revenue
[15:38:50] <SilverCrono> ;D
[15:39:00] Mango steals the cash
[15:39:13] <Ist|Gaiden> I love Monopoly!
[15:39:13] <Ist|Gaiden> :D
[15:39:13] SilverCrono kills Mango and takes the cash back
[15:39:18] Sorceror_Nobody negates the existence of SilverCrono's money
[15:39:19] Mango dies
[15:39:29] Mango [c4d712fb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.196.215.18.251] is now known as Mangozombie
[15:39:29] SilverCrono invents his money again
[15:39:33] Sorceror_Nobody extends the negation into the future and the past
[15:39:36] SilverCrono shoots Mangozombie with a shotgun
[15:39:43] <Mangozombie> SUUUUUUUUNLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
[15:39:55] SilverCrono uses [FF8 Time-F*ck] and is unaffected to SN's time-f*ck
[15:40:06] Sorceror_Nobody ensures that SilverCrono has no barrels, rolls, barrel rolls or money, and 
never did and never will
[15:40:21] Mangozombie can't go anywhere due to SN's time rape
[15:40:25] SilverCrono is, again, unaffected, and still has barrels, rolls, and barrel rolls
[15:40:25] Sorceror_Nobody created FF8's timefuck. Why do you think Ultimecia didn't know how to make 
it work properly?
[15:40:35] <Ist|Gaiden> Do a sausage roll!
[15:40:35] SilverCrono uses FF8's timef*ck
[15:40:44] <Mangozombie> 1st+++++++++++++++
[15:40:46] SilverCrono does a sausage roll
[15:40:59] <Sorceror_Nobody> I negated all rolls. Including sausage ones
[15:41:02] <Sorceror_Nobody> And bread ones
[15:41:03] <Sorceror_Nobody> etc.
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[15:41:16] SilverCrono fixed rolls
[15:41:16] <Mangozombie> Drumrolls?
[15:41:22] <SilverCrono> [15:40:25] SilverCrono is, again, unaffected, and still has barrels, rolls, 
and barrel rolls
[15:41:25] <SilverCrono> ^Still got 'em
[15:41:36] Sorceror_Nobody presses the Drumroll Button. Nothing happens. Yep, drumrolls are negated too
[15:41:39] <SilverCrono> Calvinball is fun~
[15:41:40] <SilverCrono> ;D
[15:41:54] <SilverCrono> Oh, yeah, I took out the batteries for the Drumroll
[15:42:08] <SilverCrono> I used them for that electric whip I used on your mom last night
[15:42:08] <MasterTonberry> Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
[15:42:11] <SilverCrono> ;D
[15:42:23] <Mangozombie> SilverCrono---------------------
[15:42:26] <SilverCrono> D:
[15:42:45] <Ist|Gaiden> Still no enemy articles... ?:(
[15:42:49] Sorceror_Nobody slaps SilverCrono at every point in time and space, making any kind of evasion 
perfectly effective but still futile
[15:42:50] <Ist|Gaiden> * >:(
[15:43:02] SilverCrono is slapped
[15:43:06] <Sorceror_Nobody> Gotcha!
[15:43:14] <Sorceror_Nobody> Hah, you can't escape me
[15:43:22] SilverCrono laughs at SN, pointing out that slapping is the bitch's attack
[15:43:28] <Mangozombie> Wouldn't your "hands" hit each other?
[15:43:40] <Sorceror_Nobody> Yes, but it is of no consequence
[15:43:45] <Mangozombie> ...
[15:43:45] SilverCrono starts a vortex of a private dimension and a black hole, and goes in it
[15:43:57] SilverCrono is now untouchable to the rest of the universe
[15:43:59] Mangozombie creates shiggen
[15:44:09] SilverCrono closes the vortex, being omniscient and immune
[15:44:13] <SilverCrono> *becoming
[15:44:14] Sorceror_Nobody nukes SilverCrono at every point of time, space, dimension, undimension, 
multiverse, nega-verse, Void, et cetera, et cetera
[15:44:22] SilverCrono is unaffected
[15:44:34] <SilverCrono> If you're attacking the void, which is nothignness....
[15:44:34] Sorceror_Nobody unaffects SilverCrono
[15:44:37] <SilverCrono> Then a nuke can't happen
[15:44:38] Mangozombie is caught in the crossfire
[15:44:38] Ist|Gaiden keeps losing, and is starting to think this isn't possible
[15:44:41] SilverCrono is unaffected
[15:44:46] <Sorceror_Nobody> GOTCHA
[15:44:53] <SilverCrono> ?
[15:44:59] Mangozombie [c4d712fb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.196.215.18.251] is now known as Shiggen
[15:45:08] <Sorceror_Nobody> I unaffected you, and you confirmed that I was successful
[15:45:23] Sorceror_Nobody chains the unaffection into an unbreakable combo of nuke
[15:45:23] <SilverCrono> "Unaffected" isn't an action
[15:45:31] <SilverCrono> It's an adverb (?)
[15:45:39] <Sorceror_Nobody> Who said it has to be? I can still do it
[15:45:39] <SilverCrono> You fail at English, and thus your attack is negated
[15:45:48] <SilverCrono> Didn't you read the manual?
[15:45:55] <Sorceror_Nobody> I win at disobeying physics
[15:45:57] <Sorceror_Nobody> THat is all
[15:46:01] <SilverCrono> All English grammar must be correct, or the sttack is negated
[15:46:06] <SilverCrono> PHYSICS?!
[15:46:06] <MasterTonberry> well, PHYSICS is JeppoDissidia's first
[15:46:07] <Sorceror_Nobody> Says the American
[15:46:08] <SilverCrono> wtf?
[15:46:11] <Shiggen> No one reads the manual
[15:46:16] <SilverCrono> We're talking about GRAMMAR
[15:46:22] <SilverCrono> You just pulled physics out of your ass
[15:46:28] <Sorceror_Nobody> ...yep, my remark is still true
[15:46:31] <SilverCrono> And what does being American have to do with my grammar?
[15:46:39] <Sorceror_Nobody> US English breaks grammar too
[15:46:45] <Sorceror_Nobody> Not as much as spellings, but it does
[15:46:49] <SilverCrono> No, it doesn't
[15:46:53] <SilverCrono> We're playing in US ENGLISH
[15:46:53] <Sorceror_Nobody> Yes, it really does
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[15:46:59] <Sorceror_Nobody> No we're not
[15:47:09] <Shiggen> Heya Oav
[15:47:15] <Sorceror_Nobody> Hai OavatosDK. You're #75C4B1
[15:47:19] <SilverCrono> "Main language: English (US) "
[15:47:22] <SilverCrono> AMERICAN ENGLISH
[15:47:37] <SilverCrono> And, again, physics has nothing to do with grammar
[15:47:41] Shiggen goes to test ODK's colour
[15:47:42] <Sorceror_Nobody> This is not FFWiki. It's #FFWiki
[15:47:46] <SilverCrono> You just said that because you have nothing else to say
[15:48:00] <SilverCrono> #FFWiki is quite similar to FFWiki, I believe
[15:48:07] <Sorceror_Nobody> Not remotely
[15:48:16] <SilverCrono> Yep
[15:48:34] <Sorceror_Nobody> One is a wiki, the other is an IRC channel. Pretty damn dissimilar by and
 sensible definition, and plenty of ridiculous defs too
[15:48:36] <Otherarrow> ...#FFWiki is the IRC channel for FFWiki
[15:48:38] <Sorceror_Nobody> *any
[15:48:51] <SilverCrono> Except not really
[15:48:55] <SilverCrono> Cuz you fail
[15:48:59] Shiggen is more confused than usual
[15:49:02] <SilverCrono> And we use US ENGLISH here
[15:49:05] <Shiggen> STOP USING BIG WORDS
[15:49:07] SilverCrono points to the ground
[15:49:10] <Shiggen> YOU CONFUSE MANGO
[15:49:35] <Sorceror_Nobody> SilverCrono, what ground are you pointing at?
[15:49:42] <SilverCrono> The ground we're standing on
[15:49:46] Sorceror_Nobody makes use of the fact that SC is evidently back in real space to nuke him
[15:49:55] <Shiggen> I'm sitting down
[15:50:06] <Shiggen> SilverCrono: PWNED
[15:50:19] SilverCrono notes that he made his own pocket dimension
[15:50:25] <SilverCrono> Since I made it, I made a ground on it
[15:50:28] SilverCrono is standing on it
[15:50:33] <SilverCrono> So, your point is m00t
[15:50:36] <Sorceror_Nobody> But you pointed at the ground here
[15:50:41] <Sorceror_Nobody> Ergo, you fail
[15:50:42] <SilverCrono> Shiggen: PWNED
[15:50:48] <SilverCrono> "Here" being relative
[15:50:50] <Shiggen> ....
[15:50:54] <SilverCrono> Relative being where I am
[15:50:56] <Sorceror_Nobody> <SilverCrono> The ground we're standing on
[15:51:04] <Sorceror_Nobody> We aren't on the same ground unless you're here
[15:51:06] <Shiggen> SilverCrono: PWNED
[15:51:07] <Sorceror_Nobody> Ergo, you are here
[15:51:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> Ergo, PWND
[15:51:11] <SilverCrono> No, I am HERE
[15:51:15] <SilverCrono> In my dimension
[15:51:20] <SilverCrono> And, forgot to tell ya.
[15:51:28] <SilverCrono> I made a dummy-clone of you in my dimension
[15:51:32] <SilverCrono> And it has no powers
[15:51:33] <Sorceror_Nobody> Impossible
[15:51:35] <Shiggen> Oh god
[15:51:36] <SilverCrono> And it's standing on the ground
[15:51:38] <Sorceror_Nobody> I am unimitable
[15:51:39] <SilverCrono> Ergo, PWNED
[15:51:41] <Sorceror_Nobody> Fact
[15:51:52] <SilverCrono> But the clone is just like you, but without powers
[15:51:55] <SilverCrono> So, PWNED
[15:52:02] <Shiggen> POPCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOORN
[15:52:12] <Sorceror_Nobody> Ergo doesn't count as me in any way whatsoever, ergo you still fail
[15:52:24] <SilverCrono> I said it's you
[15:52:28] <SilverCrono> ergo, it is
[15:52:42] <SilverCrono> It has all your genetics, your intelligence, everything
[15:52:47] <Sorceror_Nobody> I say you are dead, ergo you are
[15:52:50] <SilverCrono> It is just bound, gagged, and powered down
[15:53:06] SilverCrono doesn't apply to your laws, due to him being in his own pocket dimension
[15:53:08] <Shiggen> ERGO ERGO ERGO 
[15:53:11] <Sorceror_Nobody> Also, what genetics?
[15:53:32] <SilverCrono> Things like your APPEARANCE
[15:53:36] <Shiggen> The non-existant ones?
[15:53:39] <SilverCrono> You know so much, and yet so little
[15:54:03] <Shiggen> Poor ODK
[15:54:11] <Shiggen> he gets puke green
[15:54:22] <SilverCrono> Is this over? I wanna log this as an epic moment :)
[15:54:24] <Sorceror_Nobody> Carbuncle. He chose the Eidolon *shrugs*
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[15:54:37] <Sorceror_Nobody> It's not epic, SC, it's stupid
[15:54:48] <Sorceror_Nobody> Due entirely to your thick skull
[15:55:07] <Shiggen> Ooookay, that's enough guys
[15:55:11] <Shiggen> Chill
[15:55:14] <SilverCrono> It seemed like an epic game of Calvinball to me
[15:55:22] <Shiggen> Calvinball?
[15:55:22] <MasterTonberry> somebody said Calvinball was fun~
[15:55:23] <SilverCrono> I guess I just take amusement in your ignorance

[06:38:28] SilverCrono decides that he must enter a quest to find his children
[06:38:38] SilverCrono walks off into the sunset, alone and unafraid
[06:38:51] Randomnessity makes pancakes
[06:39:33] <Lego|SimsWiki> drunken rant sent *takes a swig from beer bottle*
[06:39:40] Randomnessity will not read it
[06:39:46] OathkeeperKH rolls her eyes
[06:39:52] <Randomnessity> Makin' toast...
[06:39:54] <Randomnessity> *BING*
[06:39:58] <Randomnessity> Butterin' toast!
[06:40:18] Lego|SimsWiki kicks the trash can over and smacks his medals off the shelf
[06:40:31] Lego|SimsWiki kicks the wall furiously and starts shoving his awards off the walls
[06:40:46] Lego|SimsWiki leaves trash and filth all over the place and drinks ravenously
[06:40:56] OathkeeperKH ignores Lego and stares out the kitchen window
[06:41:20] SilverCrono is seen outside battling goats
[06:41:28] Lego|SimsWiki starts screaming god-awful words at the top of his voice.
[06:41:38] Lego|SimsWiki eventually calms down
[06:42:04] OathkeeperKH looks somewhere other then where Crono is
[06:42:05] Lego|SimsWiki smashes his beer bottle, kicks aside a trash can, and punts the bot on the way out.
[06:42:17] Lego|SimsWiki leaves.
[06:42:34] <Randomnessity> Jeice, this placeis drama incarnate.
[06:42:59] Lego|SimsWiki [47c1b8e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.193.184.226] has left #wikia-kingdomhearts: "LegoAlchemist curses the day he ever joined the wiki and made goddamn "friends""
[06:43:17] <Randomnessity> Seriously... Drama FTW...
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[06:44:25] <DoctorReeves> Good evengin.
[06:44:29] <DoctorReeves> *evening
[06:44:37] DoctorReeves hides behind a newspaper
[06:44:50] <Randomnessity> Oh, he didn't leave.
[06:44:50] <maggosh> SPY!
[06:44:56] <Randomnessity> SOCK!
[06:44:57] OathkeeperKH keeps looking out window
[06:45:12] DoctorReeves watches Crono battling goats
[06:45:13] Randomnessity falls out of the window above that window
[06:45:46] OathkeeperKH punches window and flips over table
[06:45:53] <OathkeeperKH> I don't like you.........
[06:45:55] <DoctorReeves> ....
[06:46:01] DoctorReeves resumes reading the paper
[06:46:08] <DoctorReeves> Looks like we're in for some bad weather.
[06:46:25] OathkeeperKH storms off to somewhere else
[06:46:32] DoctorReeves watches OKH go
[06:46:34] Randomnessity had fallen and snapped his neck, dead
[06:46:43] DoctorReeves tuts, shakes his head, and resumes reading the paper.
[06:47:02] DoctorReeves turns the page
[06:47:05] SilverCrono finishes battling goats
[06:47:11] SilverCrono puts a goat skull atop his head
[06:47:16] <DoctorReeves> How did the battling go?
[06:47:26] <SilverCrono> ...I still don't know anything about.. them.
[06:47:30] <SilverCrono> So.. not good enough.
[06:47:35] SilverCrono walks off into the sunset
[06:47:59] DoctorReeves shakes his head, tutting, then resumes reading the paper
[06:47:59] OathkeeperKH trips over toys in the hallway
[06:48:00] Randomnessity slowly decays into the ground
[06:48:06] OathkeeperKH starts to cry
[06:48:11] DoctorReeves looks up * Everything all right, OKH?
[06:48:24] <OathkeeperKH> No...*sniff*
[06:48:27] Randomnessity pops out of the ground as a skeleton
[06:48:35] DoctorReeves rolls his eyes
[06:48:38] <DoctorReeves> Random.
[06:48:45] Randomnessity dances a skeleton dance
[06:48:52] <DoctorReeves> ...Random.
[06:48:58] <DoctorReeves> Your girlfriend is upset.
[06:49:01] SilverCrono busts back in the house
[06:49:02] <Randomnessity> Yes? *dancing*
[06:49:04] <DoctorReeves> Stop being a skeleton and tend to her.
[06:49:06] SilverCrono slays the skeleton
[06:49:11] SilverCrono puts his hand out to OKH
[06:49:11] Randomnessity is not slayed
[06:49:14] <Randomnessity> Tend to what?
[06:49:15] DoctorReeves puuts Crono in a time-out
[06:49:17] SilverCrono makes eye contact
[06:49:23] OathkeeperKH stares
[06:49:25] <SilverCrono> Would you like to go find them.. together?
[06:49:35] <SilverCrono> I will... protect you.
[06:49:41] <OathkeeperKH> Sure, sure.
[06:49:42] <DoctorReeves> Random, he's making a move on your girl.
[06:49:47] <SilverCrono> No, no.
[06:49:47] <DoctorReeves> Kick his ass.
[06:49:48] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, DoctorReeves said a curse word. The incident has been logged, and will be reported.
[06:49:51] <SilverCrono> This is not romance.
[06:49:52] <DoctorReeves> Oh hush, bot.
[06:49:54] <SilverCrono> This is... justice.
[06:50:00] <Randomnessity> So? I really don't care about this f***ing day on the IRC.
[06:50:06] <Randomnessity> It's killing my mind.
[06:50:08] SilverCrono takes OKH and the two walk off into the sunset to find their children
[06:50:23] Randomnessity dances that skeleton dance
[06:50:34] OathkeeperKH wonders where the dramatic music came from
[06:50:55] <DoctorReeves> Random.
[06:50:56] <Randomnessity> A-cha-cha-cha, ra-cha-cha-cha, do do do-cha-a-cha-cha.
[06:51:04] <DoctorReeves> I think you should take a break.
[06:51:19] <DoctorReeves> Or start over your IRC days.
[06:51:28] DoctorReeves turns the paper
[06:51:46] SilverCrono sees a pack of rabid, goat-riding Cubans
[06:51:51] <Randomnessity> Nope. I still PM when need be.
[06:51:58] SilverCrono stands in front of OKH and attacks the horde
[06:51:59] <Randomnessity> Besides, I'm leaving soon.
[06:52:03] DoctorReeves puts the paper down and starts reading "The Catcher in the Rye"
[06:52:05] <DoctorReeves> Seriously.
[06:52:07] Randomnessity dances that skeleton dance
[06:52:08] <SilverCrono> Goodbye, my comrade.
[06:52:10] <Randomnessity> A-cha-cha-cha, ra-cha-cha-cha, do do do-cha-a-cha-cha.
[06:52:13] SilverCrono dies in battle
[06:52:17] SilverCrono crawls over to OKH
[06:52:20] <DoctorReeves> OKH, you should talk to him.
[06:52:25] <OathkeeperKH> O.O
[06:52:27] <SilverCrono> "Please... find them.. for me..."
[06:52:31] SilverCrono dies in her arms
[06:52:43] DoctorReeves rolls his eyes, strides over to Crono, and helps him up
[06:52:47] <DoctorReeves> Come on...
[06:53:08] Randomnessity heals Crono with his skeleton powers
[06:53:11] DoctorReeves puts his hand on his shoulder
[06:53:15] <DoctorReeves> Up and at 'em
[06:53:15] <Randomnessity> Be a man, and go find your damned kids.
[06:53:19] SilverCrono wakes up
[06:53:24] <SilverCrono> Yes... you are correct.
[06:53:26] OathkeeperKH starts walking
[06:53:28] Randomnessity glares at Crono
[06:53:28] <SilverCrono> I WILL FIND THEM.
[06:53:31] <Randomnessity> BE A MAN!
[06:53:38] DoctorReeves stares at Random
[06:53:41] SilverCrono becomes a man, and runs off into the horizon
[06:53:44] <DoctorReeves> ....Radnom?
[06:53:47] <DoctorReeves> *Random?
[06:53:50] <Randomnessity> Yes, Reeves?
[06:53:59] <DoctorReeves> You're... doing okay?
[06:54:11] SilverCrono comes back 6 months later, grizzled, injured, and in front of two twin teenagers, who look strangely like him
[06:54:15] <SilverCrono> I've... I've found them.
[06:54:19] <SilverCrono> I've finally found them!
[06:54:29] DoctorReeves flings a blanket around Crono and his kids
[06:54:31] OathkeeperKH stares at Crono
[06:54:33] <DoctorReeves> Everything's alright.
[06:54:35] <Randomnessity> Dude...
[06:54:41] SilverCrono collapses, smiling at the two children
[06:54:41] <Randomnessity> Those aren't your kids.
[06:54:44] <SilverCrono> ._.
[06:54:48] <SilverCrono> Wait, wut
[06:54:48] DoctorReeves stares at Random
[06:54:50] OathkeeperKH runs to hugg her children
[06:54:57] <SilverCrono> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOT MY KIDS.
[06:54:57] DoctorReeves stares at OKH
[06:55:04] <DoctorReeves> Unless...
[06:55:09] <Randomnessity> Not your kids, bro.
[06:55:10] DoctorReeves looks from OKH to Crono
[06:55:13] <SilverCrono> ._.
[06:55:18] <DoctorReeves> Random, dare I think OKH had... an affair.,
[06:55:19] <SilverCrono> THEN WHO ARE THEY.
[06:55:33] <SilverCrono> DoctorReeves: It was a long time ago... we... we made mistakes.
[06:55:33] <Randomnessity> That's Paula, and that's Carlos.
[06:55:33] OathkeeperKH shoots Reeves
[06:55:37] <OathkeeperKH> You're a whore....
[06:55:38] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, OathkeeperKH said a curse word. The incident has been logged, and will be reported.
[06:55:42] <Randomnessity> They're Jimmy's kids.
[06:55:49] <SilverCrono> Paula and Carlos? WE NAMED THEM SYDIA AND KRONOS.
[06:55:50] Randomnessity also shoots DoctorReeves
[06:55:51] <OathkeeperKH> Who's Jimmy?
[06:55:54] DoctorReeves stops the bullet with Telekinesis
[06:55:57] <SilverCrono> Yes, who is Jimmy?
[06:55:58] <DoctorReeves> Was that necessary...?
[06:56:01] <Randomnessity> Paula and Carlos's father
[06:56:05] <SilverCrono> ._.
[06:56:15] <SilverCrono> Then.. where are my kids?!
[06:56:34] <OathkeeperKH> Well I didn't have a Paula and Carols
[06:56:35] <DoctorReeves> Crono, don't panic.
[06:56:37] <OathkeeperKH> So.......
[06:56:38] <DoctorReeves> They're in a safe place.
[06:56:40] <Randomnessity> I dunno.
[06:56:49] SilverCrono throws DoctorReeves against the wall
[06:56:55] <SilverCrono> You know where they are?!
[06:56:55] OathkeeperKH shoots the two
[06:56:56] <SilverCrono> TELL ME.
[06:56:59] <DoctorReeves> Easym easy...
[06:56:59] <SilverCrono> TELL ME!
[06:57:04] Randomnessity dances the skeleton dance
[06:57:04] SilverCrono backs away, fuming
[06:57:05] DoctorReeves stops the bullets with telekinesis
[06:57:12] <DoctorReeves> I will tell you.
[06:57:15] <DoctorReeves> Everything will be... okay...
[06:57:21] <Randomnessity> I am the sexiest skeleton in the world.
[06:57:30] OathkeeperKH puts a hand around Reeves neck
[06:57:32] <DoctorReeves> Crono, you'll have to trust me.
[06:57:34] <SilverCrono> It better be...
[06:57:37] <OathkeeperKH> Talk. Now.
[06:57:42] <SilverCrono> Alright, I trust you.
[06:57:42] Randomnessity swats everyone away from Reeves
[06:57:46] <SilverCrono> Now tell me where my kids are.
[06:57:47] <Randomnessity> Now, now, children of the night.
[06:57:49] DoctorReeves gently pushes OKH away
[06:57:55] <Randomnessity> Let me talk with the doctor.
[06:58:05] SilverCrono sits down, his head in his hands
[06:58:08] <DoctorReeves> Crono, I will tell you soon.
[06:58:14] <DoctorReeves> But... *looks at random*
[06:58:14] Randomnessity faces Reeves
[06:58:20] <DoctorReeves> What is it?
[06:58:23] OathkeeperKH is in a Linkin Park mood
[06:58:24] <Randomnessity> You know.
[06:58:25] <SilverCrono> I need to know this!
[06:58:28] <SilverCrono> I need to know!
[06:58:32] <SilverCrono> And you need to tell me...
[06:58:39] <Randomnessity> Give it to me, Reeves.
[06:58:40] SilverCrono points at Reeves
[06:58:59] DoctorReeves looks from Crono to Random, without a glint of fear in his eyes
[06:59:02] <DoctorReeves> Very well.
[06:59:10] <DoctorReeves> But you must know this.
[06:59:14] <DoctorReeves> I can't help you both.
[06:59:19] <SilverCrono> Yes.. I know...
[06:59:23] <DoctorReeves> It's one... or the other... or neither.
[06:59:25] <Randomnessity> I can help who I want to help.
[06:59:28] <SilverCrono> Just tell me where my children are..
[06:59:30] <Randomnessity> So let me do my job.
[06:59:32] <SilverCrono> Please.
[06:59:39] DoctorReeves looks from Random to Crono
[06:59:45] <DoctorReeves> Crono.
[06:59:50] <SilverCrono> Yes.
[07:00:09] <DoctorReeves> Your kids are in New York, in a place called Bui-
[07:00:11] <DoctorReeves> *SHOT*
[07:00:14] <DoctorReeves> AAAAUUAGH!
[07:00:15] <SilverCrono> !!_!!
[07:00:20] SilverCrono grabs Reeve's body
[07:00:22] DoctorReeves falls to the ground, doubled over in pain
[07:00:23] <SilverCrono> Hey! Stay with me!
[07:00:28] Randomnessity pierces Reeves' throat with his Skele-claws
[07:00:29] <SilverCrono> You're gonna be alright!
[07:00:32] <Randomnessity> No, it is too late.
[07:00:33] <OathkeeperKH> Who shoot Reeves?
[07:00:38] <SilverCrono> No! Random, what have you done?!
[07:00:42] OathkeeperKH readys flamethrower
[07:00:43] DoctorReeves pushes Random back with telekinesis
[07:00:48] <SilverCrono> He could have lived! But you killed him!
[07:00:51] <DoctorReeves> OKH... NO!!!
[07:00:54] <Randomnessity> REEVES!
[07:00:56] <DoctorReeves> *the falmethrower explodes*
[07:00:59] <Randomnessity> You did this to me!
[07:01:00] <DoctorReeves> *flamethrower
[07:01:00] <OathkeeperKH> Oops I touched it
[07:01:02] <Randomnessity> YOU DID THIS TO ME!
[07:01:06] Randomnessity leaps at Reeves
[07:01:11] OathkeeperKH 's soul crys
[07:01:15] <SilverCrono> *the house explodes, and everyone is thrown to the ground*
[07:01:21] <Randomnessity> DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:01:23] DoctorReeves 's body goes flying backward. He hits the wall and falls backward, knocked out
[07:01:29] SilverCrono runs over to Reeves, shieding the body from Random
[07:01:33] <SilverCrono> Leave him be!
[07:01:39] Randomnessity lands on top of Reeves, unfazed by the explosion and Crono
[07:01:43] <SilverCrono> Nobody has to die here!
[07:01:51] Randomnessity shoves Crono away and points his finger at the doctor's throat
[07:01:52] SilverCrono tries to pull Random from Reeves
[07:01:57] SilverCrono is thrown away
[07:02:03] SilverCrono runs toward Random, but is too late
[07:02:14] DoctorReeves throws Random back with telekinesis
[07:02:22] Randomnessity pierces Reeves' throat with his finger before he is thrown away
[07:02:36] DoctorReeves clutches the wound, put still throws Random abck
[07:02:40] <DoctorReeves> Don't throw away your life
[07:02:44] <DoctorReeves> You've already lost everything...
[07:02:53] DoctorReeves gestures sadly at OKH's charred body
[07:02:59] <Randomnessity> I'm already DEAD, bastard!
[07:03:00] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, Randomnessity said a curse word. The incident has been logged, and will be reported.
[07:03:13] <Randomnessity> I have nothing to lose!
[07:03:13] <SilverCrono> OKH isn't dead!
[07:03:24] DoctorReeves throws the bot back with telekinesis. He goes flying off the building, and plummets to his death
[07:03:25] SilverCrono runs over to OKH, cradling her
[07:03:32] <SilverCrono> She's not dead... NO! REEVES!
[07:03:36] DoctorReeves slides to the ground, clutching wounds
[07:03:39] Randomnessity brings the ceiling down on Reeves
[07:03:48] SilverCrono takes OKH and runs off the building, to the hospital, escaping the fight
[07:03:58] <DoctorReeves> Crono... Building 22... room... si....
[07:04:05] SilverCrono gives OKH to the emergency room, and chases back to Random
[07:04:06] DoctorReeves is crushed under the falling rubble
[07:04:12] <SilverCrono> NOOO! REEEEEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:04:18] SilverCrono punches Random
[07:04:28] Randomnessity is thrown backwards by the punch
[07:04:31] <Randomnessity> He's dead...
[07:04:37] <Randomnessity> I felt his life force fade...
[07:04:39] <Randomnessity> Hehehehehe.
[07:04:44] <Randomnessity> Bahahahahahahahaha....
[07:04:46] <SilverCrono> What have you done?!
[07:04:53] <Randomnessity> Bahahahaahehehehahahahehehehahahahehehe.....
[07:05:01] <Randomnessity> BAHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHEAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:05:30] SilverCrono runs away, and sits in the emergency room with OKH until the next morning, spending the night
[07:05:37] <SilverCrono> OathkeeperKH... Speak to me!
[07:05:43] DoctorReeves , unkown to Random, survived, but his throat caved in, and he is incapable of speech
[07:05:55] DoctorReeves appears to be dead to Random
[07:06:03] Randomnessity lies on the ground, laughing insanely
[07:06:08] <SilverCrono> OathkeeperKH! OKH!!
[07:06:12] OathkeeperKH 's heart starts to slow down
[07:06:28] Randomnessity arrives next to Crono
[07:06:54] SilverCrono looks at the heart monitor, and sees it slow down dangerously
[07:07:03] <Randomnessity> Feh... Human life...
[07:07:08] SilverCrono hugs and clutches OKH's dying body, holding her until she dies
[07:07:11] <Randomnessity> What is human life... Hmm...
[07:07:14] SilverCrono looks at Random
[07:07:20] Randomnessity heals OKH just before she dies
[07:07:20] <SilverCrono> You.. you caused all this!
[07:07:26] <Randomnessity> I caused nothing.
[07:07:29] Randomnessity departs
[07:07:30] SilverCrono glances at OKH's body
[07:07:33] DoctorReeves puts his hand on Crono's shoulder
[07:07:36] <DoctorReeves> It's not too late.
[07:07:42] DoctorReeves is perfectly healed
[07:07:42] SilverCrono clutches his fist, and is surprised to see Reeves alive
[07:07:45] <SilverCrono> Reeves?!
[07:07:51] SilverCrono grabs Reeve's shoulder
[07:07:52] Randomnessity peeks into the room
[07:07:55] <DoctorReeves> I have.... many abilities.
[07:07:57] <SilverCrono> Tell me! Where are they?
[07:08:03] DoctorReeves slams the door shut with TK and locks it
[07:08:03] <SilverCrono> hurry, before Random returns!
[07:08:20] <DoctorReeves> Crono, your children are in Building 22, in room 24.
[07:08:26] <DoctorReeves> Sorry, 23
[07:08:27] Randomnessity appears behind Reeves, and grabs his neck
[07:08:29] <Randomnessity> How dare you...
[07:08:31] <SilverCrono> ..Thank you. Thank you!
[07:08:34] <DoctorReeves> Stop!
[07:08:34] SilverCrono attacks Random
[07:08:38] <DoctorReeves> I'm trying to save... OKH!
[07:08:41] SilverCrono beats up Random
[07:08:43] Randomnessity put Reeves in front of him
[07:08:48] <SilverCrono> I won't let you hurt anyone else!
[07:08:51] Randomnessity watches Crono pummel Reeves
[07:08:53] <DoctorReeves> Crono, your children have power too...
[07:08:54] SilverCrono attacks Random, not Reeves
[07:09:03] <DoctorReeves> They can - OUCH - save OKH...
[07:09:05] Randomnessity fights back, and knocks Crono down
[07:09:05] <SilverCrono> Doc! They, too.. have this power?!
[07:09:06] <DoctorReeves> One of them can heal...
[07:09:11] SilverCrono is knocked down
[07:09:12] <Randomnessity> I can heal too, idiot.
[07:09:18] <DoctorReeves> No!
[07:09:26] OathkeeperKH is in a comma
[07:09:27] <DoctorReeves> Necromancy is not equal to healing!
[07:09:30] <SilverCrono> The only way to fix this is to find them... isn't it?
[07:09:34] <DoctorReeves> Everything you heal will be cursed, forever!
[07:09:36] <Randomnessity> I'm dead, moron.
[07:09:42] <Randomnessity> I should know.
[07:09:50] <DoctorReeves> You clearly don't.
[07:10:19] SilverCrono runs out of the room and goes to Building 23, in Room 24
[07:10:24] <DoctorReeves> NO!
[07:10:28] Randomnessity picks up OKH and backs up towards the window
[07:10:30] <DoctorReeves> Building 22... Room 23...
[07:10:36] OathkeeperKH 's finger twitches
[07:10:37] DoctorReeves is killed again by Random
[07:10:45] <Randomnessity> This is where I take my leave... With her.
[07:10:55] Randomnessity leaps out of the window, and floats away using magic
[07:10:59] DoctorReeves clutches his wounds
[07:11:06] <DoctorReeves> ....you fool.... you can't do this...!
[07:11:08] SilverCrono goes to Building 22, Room 23
[07:11:13] DoctorReeves collapses
[07:11:39] SilverCrono finds his children
[07:11:39] [RAW]: a boy with long, black hair, and a girl with longer, (whatever OKH's hair color is) hair, asleep on the floor
[07:11:51] SilverCrono finds a boy with long, black hair, and a girl with longer, (whatever OKH's hair color is) hair, asleep on the floor
[07:11:52] <Randomnessity> I can do what I please, Doctor!
[07:11:56] <Randomnessity> Now enjoy death.
[07:12:03] SilverCrono wakes them up and runs back to the hospital
[07:12:11] SilverCrono throws himself at Random
[07:12:19] KrytenKoro [43a302d4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.67.163.2.212] has joined #wikia-kingdomhearts
[07:12:21] <KrytenKoro> I now have every Keyblade in BbS
[07:12:22] <SilverCrono> Kids! Sydia, Kronos! Save your mother!
[07:12:28] Randomnessity is too high in the sky
[07:12:34] <SilverCrono> Damn...
[07:12:36] OathkeeperKH slips out of Random's hands falling to her death
[07:12:41] <SilverCrono> NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
[07:12:41] Randomnessity catches OKH
[07:12:44] <KrytenKoro> all I need is Unison Rush for Aqua, a Secret Gem for Ventus, and the battle tickets for everyone
[07:12:46] DoctorReeves catches OKH with TK
[07:12:56] <Randomnessity> What the...? You died.
[07:12:56] DoctorReeves throws Random back
[07:13:00] <DoctorReeves> Kryten: Wow ^_^
[07:13:04] SilverCrono throws one of KrytenKoro's keyblades at Random
[07:13:05] <DoctorReeves> I told you.
[07:13:07] <DoctorReeves> I have power.
[07:13:08] Randomnessity watches his arm fall
[07:13:16] OathkeeperKH falls
[07:13:16] <Randomnessity> Fine...
[07:13:22] <Randomnessity> I see I am not appreciated
[07:13:25] DoctorReeves catches OKH with TK
[07:13:26] Randomnessity falls alongside OKH
[07:13:32] DoctorReeves lowers her gently
[07:13:36] OathkeeperKH mumbles something
[07:13:37] SilverCrono catches OKH
[07:13:39] Randomnessity is not caught and shatters on the conrete
[07:13:43] DoctorReeves watches as Random spatters to the ground
[07:13:51] SilverCrono is dieing from his wounds from the various fights with Random
[07:13:52] DoctorReeves holds back his tears
[07:13:58] <DoctorReeves> .....I'm sorry, random...
[07:14:00] DoctorReeves weeps
[07:14:01] SilverCrono kisses OKH and hugs his children
[07:14:07] SilverCrono pats Reeve's shoulder
[07:14:13] DoctorReeves looks at him
[07:14:16] <DoctorReeves> ...It's done.
[07:14:18] SilverCrono hugs OKH one more time, and dies in her embrace
[07:14:35] <DoctorReeves> ...Crono!
[07:14:37] <DoctorReeves> No...
[07:14:38] Randomnessity appears as a spirit in front of Reeves
[07:14:44] <OathkeeperKH> *tears roll down OKH's eyes*
[07:14:44] <Randomnessity> Reeves.
[07:14:48] DoctorReeves doesn't notice
[07:14:52] DoctorReeves looks up
[07:14:57] <DoctorReeves> ...Random.
[07:14:59] <Randomnessity> You may be my enemy...
[07:15:03] <Randomnessity> But I entrust this all to you.
[07:15:11] <Randomnessity> You are all that's left.
[07:15:25] <DoctorReeves> ...I didn't want you to die.
[07:15:26] <DoctorReeves> You were... my friend.
[07:15:31] <DoctorReeves> And now Crono....
[07:15:36] Randomnessity smirks
[07:15:39] <DoctorReeves> And I can't save OKH...
[07:15:41] <DoctorReeves> I can't save anyone...
[07:15:57] Randomnessity floats down to OKH
[07:16:13] OathkeeperKH 's finger twitches
[07:16:37] Randomnessity places his ghostly hand where her human hand is
[07:16:51] DoctorReeves watches tearfully
[07:17:08] Randomnessity jerks back in surpris
[07:17:11] <Randomnessity> *surprise
[07:17:13] <Randomnessity> What...?
[07:17:17] <DoctorReeves> ...?
[07:17:18] <Randomnessity> What is this?!
[07:17:24] Randomnessity starts to glow
[07:17:29] OathkeeperKH stares at Random trying to smiole
[07:17:32] <OathkeeperKH> *smile
[07:17:47] <Randomnessity> Is this pain? Is this... Happiness? What is this...
[07:17:51] DoctorReeves watches in amazement
[07:18:06] <DoctorReeves> ....it is salvation.
[07:18:11] <DoctorReeves> Random.
[07:18:13] <DoctorReeves> Go.
[07:18:18] <Randomnessity> No.
[07:18:19] <DoctorReeves> Go on... to the hereafter.
[07:18:25] <Randomnessity> I cannot.
[07:18:26] DoctorReeves 's eyes widen
[07:18:28] <Randomnessity> It is not my time.
[07:18:33] <Randomnessity> I will cheat my own death.
[07:18:37] <Randomnessity> If it is my destiny.
[07:18:41] SilverCrono 's spirit walks up to Random
[07:18:46] Randomnessity suddenly lands on the ground, human once more
[07:18:52] SilverCrono 's spirit grabs Random and OKH's hand
[07:19:00] <SilverCrono> Random.. take care of them...
[07:19:07] <SilverCrono> You were correct.. it is not your time...
[07:19:10] <SilverCrono> It is mine...
[07:19:12] <Randomnessity> I will, my friend.
[07:19:20] <Randomnessity> Have a pleasant time.
[07:19:23] <DoctorReeves> ...
[07:19:25] <Randomnessity> Hopefully, not in hell, boyo.
[07:19:26] DoctorReeves weeps
[07:19:30] SilverCrono floats into the sky, a look of pure happiness on his face, never to be seen again
[07:19:31] Randomnessity winks
[07:19:46] DoctorReeves 's head droops
[07:19:46] DoctorReeves shakes with silent sobs
[07:19:47] <maggosh> Aww.
[07:19:49] Randomnessity pats Doctor Reeves on the back
[07:19:53] <Randomnessity> Man up, bucko.
[07:19:57] DoctorReeves looks at him
[07:19:59] DrakeyC [~chatzilla@bas2-hamilton14-1167918767.dsl.bell.ca] is now known as Golbez
[07:20:00] maggosh points at Random
[07:20:03] <maggosh> You are dead.
[07:20:04] <DoctorReeves> ...for what it's worth...
[07:20:07] <maggosh> Not big surprise.
[07:20:09] Golbez [~chatzilla@bas2-hamilton14-1167918767.dsl.bell.ca] is now known as DrakeyC
[07:20:10] <Randomnessity> Not anymore.
[07:20:11] <DoctorReeves> I never made you the skeleton.
[07:20:16] <Randomnessity> Huh.
[07:20:23] <Randomnessity> Sorry 'bout that. ^_^'
[07:20:26] <Randomnessity> I went insane.
[07:20:35] <DoctorReeves> Yeah...
[07:20:36] <DoctorReeves> ...
[07:20:40] DoctorReeves stands up [07:20:48] <Randomnessity> Sorry for killing you three time, also.
[07:20:49] <DoctorReeves> ....I have some things I need to... mull over.
[07:20:55] <DoctorReeves> No, don't worry about it.
[07:21:01] <Randomnessity> All righty.
[07:21:13] <DoctorReeves> But anyway... I'll be out of sight for a while.
[07:21:14] OathkeeperKH lens on Krono
[07:21:25] <DoctorReeves> I'm sorry.
[07:21:31] <Randomnessity> Krono?
[07:21:31] DoctorReeves looks at OKH
[07:21:37] <DoctorReeves> And I'm sorry for you, too, OKH.
[07:21:51] DoctorReeves turns his back on Random, on the channel, on the world
[07:21:56] <DoctorReeves> ...farewell.
[07:22:00] Randomnessity saluts Reeves
[07:22:24] DoctorReeves walks off, into the unknown.
[07:22:37] Randomnessity scratches his head
[07:22:52] DoctorReeves , before he is out of sight, turns back and smiles at Random

[00:14] <Randomnessity> Keep ranting Crono.
[00:14] <Randomnessity> It amuses me tonight.
[00:14] <SilverCrono> Ranting?
[00:14] <SilverCrono> About wut?
[00:14] <The17master> Crono is pedo!
[00:14] <Randomnessity> Whatever you want.
[00:14] <BakaKidd> ...gravity cat is amused!!
[00:14] <NumberXVMoogle> :3
[00:14] <SilverCrono> I can rant about pretty much everything.
[00:14] <Randomnessity> Just don't cross the line.
[00:14] <Mikazuki_Ghost> SC...don't worry. You aren't a pedo...
[00:14] <SilverCrono> Oh! Should I tell you guys about my secret clone!
[00:14] <SilverCrono> *?
[00:14] * Randomnessity stares at Crono with the evil eye
[00:14] <BakaKidd> .....what?
[00:14] <Randomnessity> WAIT.
[00:14] <Randomnessity> What about #enuo?
[00:14] <The17master> evil clone?
[00:14] <SilverCrono> But... I wanna do it here.
[00:15] <SilverCrono> So everybody can watch out for my secret clone.
[00:15] <Mikazuki_Ghost> #enuo?
[00:15] <SilverCrono> OKAY! STORYTIEM!
[00:15] <SilverCrono> QUESTIONS LATER. STFU.
[00:15] <Randomnessity> FINE.
[00:15] <BakaKidd> XD
[00:15] <The17master> Enuo, Random's god... at least that's what Havoc told me
[00:15] <SilverCrono> Okay, anyway. I was once a soldier for the US Army, in the 1960s.
[00:15] <JFH|Brotherhood> what?
[00:15] <SilverCrono> I led the assault at the Bay of Pigs.
[00:15] <Randomnessity> ._.
[00:15] <SilverCrono> I had a secret mission to assasinate Castro.
[00:15] <Mikazuki_Ghost> \
[00:15] <SilverCrono> So, when I got to his chamber, I shot him.
[00:15] <SilverCrono> But it was a double!
[00:16] <SilverCrono> So, me and my friend Woods were ambushed.
[00:16] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Stupid cat...
[00:16] <The17master> :O
[00:16] <BakaKidd> ....hehehe *gets what crono's saying*
[00:16] <SilverCrono> Woods and the team escaped, but I was captured.
[00:16] <SilverCrono> I was sent to a Russian prison called Vorkuta for 2 years,
[00:16] <SilverCrono> *.
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[00:16] <SilverCrono> I met a Russian soldier who fought in WWII.
[00:16] <SilverCrono> Named Reznov.
[00:16] * The17master don't know what he's saying
[00:16] <BakaKidd> crono.....u copy cat......
[00:16] <NumberXVMoogle> Muh-Muh-Muh-Meow.
[00:16] <SilverCrono> We escaped together.
[00:17] <SilverCrono> Then... I believe I went to Vietnam.
[00:17] <The17master> shut up moogle
[00:17] <NumberXVMoogle> kupo!
[00:17] <The17master> !neats
[00:17] <SilverCrono> I reunited with Woods.
[00:17] <SilverCrono> We were drafted to fight the Viet Cong.
[00:17] <The17master> !beats
[00:17] <NumberXVMoogle> *bleeds* meo- *shot repeatedly* rowww-- *beaten to within an inch of life*
[00:17] <SilverCrono> Before we left for our mission, I was wanted at the Pentagon.
[00:17] <SilverCrono> I went, and met JFK.
[00:18] <SilverCrono> After getting the briefing (my secret mission was to stop some Soviet called... I forget.
[00:18] <SilverCrono> Anyway, we went to Vietnam.
[00:18] <SilverCrono> Wait, one sec. brb
[00:18] <JFH|Brotherhood> while Crono is away
[00:18] <JFH|Brotherhood> I shall tell MY story
[00:18] <JFH|Brotherhood> so there I was
[00:18] <JFH|Brotherhood> me and the other conspirators had decided to meet the night before
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> to discuss our plans
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> the boldest of us all, Julius Brutus, said that he would deliver the killing blow
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> all the others agreed
[00:19] <The17master> ...this sounds awfully familiar
[00:19] <Mikazuki_Ghost> tick..tock...tick...tock. THIS IS A BORING STORY.
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> it would happen when he came to the Senate the next day
[00:19] <SilverCrono> kk.. back
[00:19] * The17master fell asleep
[00:19] <SilverCrono> STFU
[00:19] <SilverCrono> MAH STORY TIEM
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> we waited at the entrance
[00:19] <SilverCrono> NO, STFU
[00:19] <JFH|Brotherhood> but Cesare didn't show up
[00:19] <SilverCrono> Okay, so we were in Vietnam. Our team was assaulted.
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> we were worried he'd found oout about our plan
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> but Brutus insisted we wait
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> after 5 hours
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> there he was
[00:20] <The17master> oh yay multiple stories
[00:20] <SilverCrono> We left, and I went with hudson (a CIA agent) to the TET Offensive.
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> Julius Cesere
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> we attacked
[00:20] <SilverCrono> We found Doctor C-sometihng.
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> I was the first to attack
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> he guarded
[00:20] <SilverCrono> He worked with Dragovich (the Soviet guy whose name I forgot).
[00:20] <BakaKidd> hehehe i like this...*listens to both*
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> Brutus pulled out his dagger and landed it right in his thigh
[00:20] * The17master is confused
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> the Roman guards charged us
[00:20] <Mikazuki_Ghost> BORING STORY!
[00:20] <JFH|Brotherhood> the others and I held them off
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> while Brutus dealt with Cesare
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> we defeated the guards
[00:21] <The17master> okay, now I know what JFH is telling about
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> and ran over to where Brutus and Cesare were dueling
[00:21] <SilverCrono> So, Hudson and I got C-something and left, but C-something was shot.
[00:21] <BakaKidd> heck i knew what bout were talking bout..
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> I ran over and landed a clean blow into Cesare's shoulder with my sword
[00:21] <SilverCrono> He talked about Project Nova, a Soviet bio-weapon.
[00:21] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Can we go to some real violence?
[00:21] <Drake|Writing> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n2Y3VsAE3c
[00:21] <NumberXVMoogle> Title -[Final Fantasy XII - Main Theme] Description -[Final Fantasy XII Main Theme] Tags -[ Final Fantasy XII]
[00:21] <Drake|Writing> Awe-inspiring
[00:21] <JFH|Brotherhood> Brutus took his dagger and beheaded Cesare
[00:21] <SilverCrono> I talked with Reznov
[00:21] <SilverCrono> He told me about Nova...
[00:22] <The17master> VIOLENEC!!!!! SWEET
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> we fled the scene, having become enemies of the state
[00:22] <SilverCrono> It was a Soviet weapon that caused instant disintegration
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> the Romans came after us at every turn
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> we mutilated their corpses
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> chopping off limbs
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> removing heads
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> stabbing them through the heart
[00:22] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Awesome.
[00:22] <SilverCrono> So we traveled to a compound where Steiner, a scientest working for Dragovich, was held
[00:22] <The17master> MOAR VIOLENCE
[00:22] <JFH|Brotherhood> they begged for mercy, but we knew the second we let up that we'd be done
[00:22] <SilverCrono> The US had orders to keep him aliv
[00:23] <SilverCrono> But he had to die.
[00:23] <SilverCrono> Him and Dragovich.
[00:23] <SilverCrono> They caused mass murder, and betrayed Reznov in WWII.
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> that is when the Roman Centurion and his forces approached
[00:23] <SilverCrono> So they had to die.
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> the other conspirators and I knew we didn't stand a chance
[00:23] <Dhaliarosa> ._.
[00:23] <SilverCrono> So, Reznov shot Steiner just as hudson and his men came.
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> Brutus offered to stay behind
[00:23] <Dhaliarosa> >_>
[00:23] <SilverCrono> They knocked me out.
[00:23] <Dhaliarosa> O_O
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> and fight them off while we escaped
[00:23] <SilverCrono> I awoke in a torture chamber.
[00:23] <SilverCrono> Numbers...
[00:23] <SilverCrono> Numbers were in my f*cking head!
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> we were reluctant, but knew it was either him... or all of us
[00:23] <SilverCrono> F*CKING NUMBERS.
[00:23] <JFH|Brotherhood> so we left him and ran
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> we waited 3 days
[00:24] <SilverCrono> Hudson approached, and demanded to know what the numbers meant.
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> we returned to the scene
[00:24] <SilverCrono> I couldn't remember... I needed to know where Reznov was!
[00:24] <BakaKidd> BEST.STORYTIME.EVER!!!!
[00:24] <SilverCrono> We had to kill Dragovich!
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> and there we found Brutus's corpse, along with well over 300 corpses of Roman soldiers
[00:24] <SilverCrono> Hudson said something about Reznov being dead...
[00:24] <Mikazuki_Ghost> STORYTIME FTW
[00:24] <SilverCrono> But he lied! Reznov killed Steiner!
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> the stench was unbearable
[00:24] <SilverCrono> Hudson reveals that it was all a lie...
[00:24] <JFH|Brotherhood> but we wanted to give Brutus a proper burrial
[00:24] <The17master> PURE WIN
[00:24] <SilverCrono> Back in Vorkuta, Dragovich brainwashed me!
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> so we took his body and burried him on a hill not to far from there
[00:25] <SilverCrono> He programmed me to kill Kennedy, in conjunction to Project Nova being launched on the US.
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> the Romans never came after us again
[00:25] <SilverCrono> But Reznov knew...
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> we fled to Espana
[00:25] <SilverCrono> He redirected my programming to kill Dragovich!
[00:25] <SilverCrono> So, I knew the truth. Project nova was hours away from being launched.
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> and stayed there, knowing that WE had successfully killed Julius Cesare, and gotten away with it
[00:25] <JFH|Brotherhood> -The End-
[00:25] <SilverCrono> But the numbers said the coordinates!
[00:25] <SilverCrono> We had to stop the numbers from being broadcast.
[00:26] <JFH|Brotherhood> and that is my take on the Assassination of Julius Cesare
[00:26] <SilverCrono> We spent 2 hours tracking it down, until I deciphered the numbers...
[00:26] <SilverCrono> I recognized them!
[00:26] <SilverCrono> Back in Vorkuta, Reznov said them every night.
[00:26] <SilverCrono> Every goddamn night..
[00:26] <SilverCrono> They were in my head! I couldn't get them out!
[00:26] <SilverCrono> And.. I recognized a place.
[00:26] <SilverCrono> A name...
[00:26] <SilverCrono> Ruslaka.
[00:26] <SilverCrono> The broadcast center.
[00:26] <SilverCrono> A ship... in Cuba.
[00:27] <SilverCrono> Hudson and I, along with hundreds of troops, tracked the ship down.
[00:27] <SilverCrono> We only had 20 minutes until the coordinates for Nova to be shot were broadcast.
[00:27] <SilverCrono> We shot the ship down and found a secret tunnel...
[00:27] <SilverCrono> A secret rig under the ship!
[00:27] <SilverCrono> Hudson and I infiltrated.
[00:27] <SilverCrono> 5 minutes left...
[00:27] <SilverCrono> We came to a central room and fought for what seemed like hours.
[00:28] <SilverCrono> We came to the central terminal.
[00:28] <SilverCrono> And there was.. Dragovich!
[00:28] <SilverCrono> He took my gun. Hudson was still fighting.
[00:28] <SilverCrono> We wrestled, and I assaulted him.
[00:28] <SilverCrono> I yelled at him, for everything...
[00:28] <SilverCrono> For Reznov dieing in Vorkuta...
[00:28] <SilverCrono> For killing so many people..
[00:28] <SilverCrono> For trying to make me kill my own President!
[00:29] <SilverCrono> As I chocked him to death, I could swear I heard him say "Tried...? I succeded..."
[00:29] <SilverCrono> Hudson stopped the broadcast 6 seconds before schedule.
[00:29] <SilverCrono> We saved America.
[00:29] <SilverCrono> I blacked out, and awoke in a dark chamber.
[00:29] <SilverCrono> I was hooked up to wires, and seemed to be in a surgical chamber.
[00:29] <SilverCrono> I broke free, and looked around.
[00:29] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:29] <Drake|Writing> WHOA
[00:29] <SilverCrono> My head hurt, and I could swear I still hear the numbers
[00:29] <Drake|Writing> WHOA
[00:29] <Drake|Writing> WHOA
[00:29] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:29] <Drake|Writing> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9whgJ5r9s
[00:30] <Drake|Writing> WATCH THAT
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <SilverCrono> The f*cking numbers!
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <SilverCrono> I looked at the table across from me..
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> That image is pure awesomeness!
[00:30] <SilverCrono> And I saw...
[00:30] <SilverCrono> Myself.
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <SilverCrono> I was lying there, on the table.
[00:30] <SilverCrono> It was me.
[00:30] <SilverCrono> Sleeping.
[00:30] <NumberXVMoogle> Title -[What's under Vanitas' helmet?] Description -[What is there?!] Tags -[ Kingdom Hearts Birth]
[00:30] <SilverCrono> I looked to the glass.
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> You'll find the new generation of Harry Potter --- http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220
/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <Drake|Writing> Damn that's funny
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:30] <SilverCrono> There was a glass window, unbreakable on my side.
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> HAVE YOU SEEN IT YET?
[00:30] <SilverCrono> no exits.
[00:30] <Drake|Writing> Stop linking that for fuck's sake
[00:30] <SilverCrono> Hudson and Woods were there.
[00:30] <Dhaliarosa> ._.
[00:31] <SilverCrono> And they said...
[00:31] * Dhaliarosa ignores Drake
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/220/e/7/e73480a14e0d6f908062fe4516bddb25.jpg
[00:31] <SilverCrono> "Thank you, Crono. For everything."
[00:31] <Randomnessity> CRONO, NOW IS THE TIME TO ASK.
[00:31] <BakaKidd> XD funny drake!
[00:31] <SilverCrono> "But... it's to late."
[00:31] <Drake|Writing> I know
[00:31] <SilverCrono> "You're gone too far."
[00:31] <Drake|Writing> camera hacks ftw!
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> FTW
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> BTW
[00:31] <SilverCrono> "Now... it's time for you to be reborn".
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> LTW
[00:31] <SilverCrono> They had cloned me.
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> LIFETIME WISH
[00:31] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Back in 30 or so!
[00:31] <Mikazuki_Ghost> Be right back!
[00:31] <Dhaliarosa> fuck's
[00:31] <SilverCrono> The window suddenly broke, and I was tranquilized.
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[00:31] <SilverCrono> I next awoke in my house.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> And... I didn't remember.
[00:32] <Dhaliarosa> Interesting, "fuck's" isn't a curse word.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> That was 40 years ago.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> Bits and pieces came to me over the years...
[00:32] <SilverCrono> And, last year, I remembered it all.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> And, every year, on the anniversary of the day I broke out and Reznov died...
[00:32] <SilverCrono> I stand on my balcany, watching the sunset.
[00:32] <SilverCrono> Watching for my clone to one day show up.
[00:33] <SilverCrono> For the army to kill me because of what I know.
[00:33] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, Drake|Writing said a curse word. The incident has been logged, and will be reported.
[00:33] <SilverCrono> For Reznov to smile at me, one more time...
[00:33] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, Dhaliarosa said a curse word. The incident has been logged, and will be reported.
[00:33] <NumberXVMoogle> Adola, Dhaliarosa said a curse word. The incident has been logged, and will be reported.
[00:33] <SilverCrono> <end>

[08:11:05] <Ramuh_XI> olos
[08:11:08] <Mango|SuikodenII> !!_!!
[08:11:14] Ramuh_XI likes the new word
[08:11:24] <Randomnessity> I just a threw up a little.
[08:11:29] <Randomnessity> Caliburn turned into Crono.
[08:11:32] <Ramuh_XI> olos
[08:11:37] Ramuh_XI [~Caliburn@122-62-148-133.jetstream.xtra.co.nz] is now known as Crono
[08:11:38] Tabbage [~ASTOS@c-98-248-214-16.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] is now known as Tabs|Away
[08:11:43] Crono [~Caliburn@122-62-148-133.jetstream.xtra.co.nz] is now known as Caliburn
[08:11:51] Caliburn [~Caliburn@122-62-148-133.jetstream.xtra.co.nz] is now known as CaliburnCrono
[08:11:58] <CaliburnCrono> olos x2
[08:12:05] <Randomnessity> oros
[08:12:11] <Mango|SuikodenII> I THINK WE ALL NEED TO CALM DOWN A BIT
[08:12:23] <Mango|SuikodenII> I THINK WE SHOULD ALL HAVE A SPOT OF TEA
[08:12:24] <CaliburnCrono> I just registered this nick
[08:12:31] <Randomnessity> oros
[08:12:42] <CaliburnCrono> olos oros olos oros
[08:12:57] <Randomnessity> oros
[08:13:04] <CaliburnCrono> lolololol
[08:13:11] <Randomnessity> oros

[03:12:56] <Griffen78> !8ball is BiggsWedge secretly a transvestite lesbian?
[03:12:56] <SacredMinotaur> Don't count on it
[03:13:02] <BiggsWedge> HA!
[03:13:11] <ShirubaKurono> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV-vVvdBCTg&feature=related Talk about an epic final dungeon theme
[03:13:20] <Griffen78> !8ball is Biggswedge a gay guy thats secretly a dog?
[03:13:20] <SacredMinotaur> Cannot predict now
[03:13:20] <BiggsWedge> !8ball is Griffy projecting?
[03:13:21] <SacredMinotaur> Better not tell you now
[03:13:24] <ShirubaKurono> !8ball is Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky one of the best PSP games ever?
[03:13:25] <SacredMinotaur> My reply is no
[03:13:29] <ShirubaKurono> aah, okay
[03:13:36] <ShirubaKurono> !8ball is Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky one of the best games ever, then?
[03:13:37] <SacredMinotaur> Outlook not so good
[03:13:39] <ShirubaKurono> :c
[03:13:40] <Griffen78> !8ball is Biggswedge a gay guy thats secretly a dog?
[03:13:41] <SacredMinotaur> Don't count on it
[03:13:45] <BiggsWedge> :D
[03:13:46] <Griffen78> GOD DAMMIT
[03:13:48] <ShirubaKurono> !8ball is Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky *the* best game ever?
[03:13:49] <SacredMinotaur> You may rely on it